the girl who waited

Tess. North Carolina.
Randomness and all of my obsessions.


My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are… there are going to be some things, things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico. 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life, I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are… there are going to be some things, things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. I just want you to know that, no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.

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when adults comment on your status but their comment is totally irrelevent to what you said

your status will be like

going to a concert with friends!!!!!111

and said adult will be like

hi jimmy how are you i saw your brother today he’s getting so big tell your mom hi for me xxx -betsy

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs

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lightbuld19:

my favorite hobby is avoiding people from school in public places

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wvnderbar:

when i find myself with loads of homework

mother mary comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

“watch tv”

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hiddlesdiddledmyskittle:

abuserr:

dekutree:

lampsarepeople2:

idiotblogger:

Helen Keller goes on a blind date

*ba dum tss*

i don’t see how this is funny

neither did she

it’s not her fault she walked into a drum kit.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

epic4chan:
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’  画


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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